saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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