How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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