Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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