the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I think I sprained my soul last night
third nipple confirmed
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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