It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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