Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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