i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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