Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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