Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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