My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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