Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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