i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
