I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He did a backflip because drugs
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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