You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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