Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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