I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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