theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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