i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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