I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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