these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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