So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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