I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
