i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
