The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
