I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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