butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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