it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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