we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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