i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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