69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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