and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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