Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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