My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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