just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Randomize
