Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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