11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You can't special order awesome
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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