whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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