belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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