i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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