I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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