Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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