My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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