YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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