im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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