I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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