i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
