Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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