just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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