I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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