Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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